What’s a soulmate? It’s a… Well, it’s like a best friend, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒.
The Crows + ZODIAC
[Caption: Six gifs of each of the Crows from Shadow and Bone with their zodiac signs and qualities associated with each sign written around a picture of the zodiac constellation. 1: A green gif of Kaz as Capricorn, the sea-goat. 2: A blue gif of Inej as Cancer, the crab. 3: A purple gif of Jesper as Gemini, the twins. 4: A green gif of Wylan as Virgo, the maiden. 5: A red gif of Nina as Leo, the lion. 6: A green gif of Matthias as Taurus, the bull. End caption.]
Regulus, to Sirius *drunk as hell*: Sirius thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t know i’m in love with James
Sirius: i’m sorry what?!
Regulus: sorry, my bad!
Regulus, to James: Sirius thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t know i’m in love with James
James: you’re- you’re in love with me?!
Regulus: …
Regulus: where the fuck is Pandora when i’m talking to her?!
Regulus: Three words, say them and I'm yours.
James: Three words.
Regulus, unbuttoning his shirt: Fuck, you're so stupid.
*The Marauders in the great hall for dinner*
James: ...
Sirius: ...
Remus looking between the two: ...
Peter: uh soooo how bout that quidd-
Remus: PETER SHH
Sirius slamming his fork down: you mean the quidditch match where prongs KISSED my BROTHER after SLYTHERIN won?!?!
Remus: ...
Peter: ...
James: ...
James mumbling: it's not that deep-
Sirius standing up: not that deep?!?! NOT THAT DEEP?!?! Hold my motherfucking earrings moony
James: -insert loud girly scream-
meanwhile at the slytherin table
Barty and Evan: -laughing uncontrollably-
Regulus hiding his face: ...I hate them both
Jegulus high school vampire au but it's really funny bc Reg is the typical 'old-money, brooding, wears black 24/7' guy with two puncture scars on his neck so people always joke about him secretly being a vampire
Meanwhile his cute, clingy, friends with everybody, 'COLOUR MAKES ME HAPPY :D' bf James Potter is standing right next to him knowing that he -the actual vampire bf- literally drank his blood the night before
I'm getting ideas
Somebody stop me
Update: I'm gonna do it
James: *seductively* I bet you’d like to see me naked
Regulus: *takes James’s glasses* I bet you’d like to see
*Sirius and James sitting in their dorm*
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: You know I'm better looking than my brother.
James:
Sirius: I'm nicer than him too.
James: Please, not this again.
Sirius: You should want to fuck me instead.
James: Well, I don't. I like Reg.
Sirius: Are you saying I'm not pretty?
James: I'm not engaging. I am disengaging.
*Sirius scoffs*
Remus: I think you're pretty, Sirius.
Sirius: Well at least SOMEONE has TASTE!


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